Kaine

juspeczyks:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

Tried to get an episode of Smallville once and got really weird hentai.

hplyrikz:

I can relate to this

hplyrikz:

I can relate to this

”It took me 10 years to be ready for this. I’ve got a pretty good foundation of friends and family that will always keep me grounded no matter what. But I don’t think I would have been ready for it 10 years ago. So I’m really happy with the way it worked out. You need to learn how to do this. You need to learn how to keep your cool, learn how to be a leader on set, learn how to act. F—-, I still know I’ve got a ton to learn. It’s all a learning experience. I’m going to school every day.” [x]

prmartyls:

By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’

Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.

Hes also a redhead, married with a kid (To Sif) and speaks specifically like the ‘Everyman’. Marvel Thor is NOT Norse mythology. He IS slightly closer to the myth than Stargates Thor was.

Reblog if you love butts.

squall-loire:

bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

Also, Natasha is actually throwing her opponent using her grip around his neck. Peter is only able to throw his opponent because they have hold of his leg (Natasha’s opponent lets go), and your body will follow wherever your arms lead.

On top of that, Natasha lands on her feet, whereas Peter lands on his hands. Peter’s attack is a flawed manoeuvre that he’s lucked out on by having an even more flawed opponent. 

… Peter Parker can also bench press nearly 10 tons. He doesnt need to use a stronger grip/hold. (But seriously the biggest reason would be not hitting the balls)

ajthelush:

merfolkish:

ajthelush:

Guys, I found two swimsuit pieces, AND THEY MATCH.

And, yes, damn straight. Those are Captain America board shorts.

BOARD SHORTS

Far superior to traditional women’s swimwear bottoms.

My girlfriends a hottie, btw. :D Love it.

ajthelush:

i-am-scarletspider:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

*Growl*

Yes. YES. 1000 times yes. 

Been able to make you quiver and gasp with a properly placed growl. ;)

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

*Growl*

priestessofnox:

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

zootedboy:

man i dont even know if this a good idea
but it sounds efficient 

Let me just make a dress out of the green ones

How about one for “Single but not interested”?
Or one for “Single and Gay”?

"Looking for a man"
"Looking for a woman"
"Not looking"

there ya go.

priestessofnox:

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

zootedboy:

man i dont even know if this a good idea

but it sounds efficient 

Let me just make a dress out of the green ones

How about one for “Single but not interested”?

Or one for “Single and Gay”?

"Looking for a man"

"Looking for a woman"

"Not looking"

there ya go.

thunderstoned:

glowpinkstah:

princessharuhi:

i shouldn’t be reblogging this but whatever i’m sad and i do what i want

*cries*

*loud sobbing*

…((Relevant to my current life Guh.))

iqseventwo:

Hey everyone! There’s a new web series coming out! These are my good friends and they’re about to release season 1. Then start filming season 2 next month! Season 1 was release a couple of years ago, but they re-edited it. They have a lot better equipment and funding, so subscribe to them! Ringo Remington is my fucking hero.

+ i-am-scarletspider’s presence has been felt

foreverjeangrey:

i-am-scarletspider:

"Nope. Nothing like this before. Only been doing the hero thing a few months though. In Houston Texas, by the way. Just… really fucking weird." He scratches at his scruffy chin and shrugs. Something in his mind screams a finality to it all. Like theres no going back. Seeing all those other versions of himself falling away in different directions. Maybe hes simply a copy of a clone. Less of a person than ever and stuck where there might be another him.

"Well, if there’s anything I’ve learned in my time it’s that nothing is ever quite so insignificant," Jean mused as she bit her bottom lip and gave more thought to the matter. There were artifacts, relics, jewels, and even crystals themselves that had belonged to notable individuals and had a considerable amount of history and mystery to them. "Who else knows about it? Have you told anyone else?"

"Noone. Unless you count the swarm of flies I contacted for help. I doubt they had any good information." He snorts some. They did find him food though.

Love letter to @DCComics from Michael Scott.