Kaine
rabidlitmajor:

amx004qubeley:

ninastestanin:

christmas-type-furret:

This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god.

Holy shit ._.

NO!!!!

whoa. wordsofamadman eliskadreamtears wonderlandjunk

Fucking awesome

rabidlitmajor:

amx004qubeley:

ninastestanin:

christmas-type-furret:

This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god.

Holy shit ._.

NO!!!!

whoa. wordsofamadman eliskadreamtears wonderlandjunk

Fucking awesome


Odaxelagnia: Sexual arousal from being bitten. 

Odaxelagnia: Sexual arousal from being bitten. 

excentricwhiterabbit:

I usually don’t reblog corny pictures, but I’ll make an exception on this one.

excentricwhiterabbit:

I usually don’t reblog corny pictures, but I’ll make an exception on this one.

shisno:

asknora—valkyrie:

rangerofdiscord:

sharped0:

chocolateshoes:

I HAVE WAITED 3 YEARS FOR THIS MOMENT, I AM GOING TO CRY

OH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD

FOUR FUCKING YEARS
FOUR
FUCKING
YEARS

I don’t get it


The acacia wood doors are sweet

shisno:

asknora—valkyrie:

rangerofdiscord:

sharped0:

chocolateshoes:

I HAVE WAITED 3 YEARS FOR THIS MOMENT, I AM GOING TO CRY

OH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD

FOUR FUCKING YEARS

FOUR

FUCKING

YEARS

I don’t get it

The acacia wood doors are sweet

smartass-fallen-angel:

ten-and-donna:

masukunda:

devourthegalaxy:

sayingnotostatusquo:

alwayscastle17:

dauntless-nerdfighter:

THIS IS BRILLIANT ON SO MANY LEVELS

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

Excuse me, I think you’re forgetting a few people

image

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And last but not least…

image

OH. MY. GOD.

IT GOT BETTER

It got so much better

juspeczyks:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

Tried to get an episode of Smallville once and got really weird hentai.

hplyrikz:

I can relate to this

hplyrikz:

I can relate to this

”It took me 10 years to be ready for this. I’ve got a pretty good foundation of friends and family that will always keep me grounded no matter what. But I don’t think I would have been ready for it 10 years ago. So I’m really happy with the way it worked out. You need to learn how to do this. You need to learn how to keep your cool, learn how to be a leader on set, learn how to act. F—-, I still know I’ve got a ton to learn. It’s all a learning experience. I’m going to school every day.” [x]

prmartyls:

By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’

Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.

Hes also a redhead, married with a kid (To Sif) and speaks specifically like the ‘Everyman’. Marvel Thor is NOT Norse mythology. He IS slightly closer to the myth than Stargates Thor was.

Reblog if you love butts.

squall-loire:

bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

Also, Natasha is actually throwing her opponent using her grip around his neck. Peter is only able to throw his opponent because they have hold of his leg (Natasha’s opponent lets go), and your body will follow wherever your arms lead.

On top of that, Natasha lands on her feet, whereas Peter lands on his hands. Peter’s attack is a flawed manoeuvre that he’s lucked out on by having an even more flawed opponent. 

… Peter Parker can also bench press nearly 10 tons. He doesnt need to use a stronger grip/hold. (But seriously the biggest reason would be not hitting the balls)

ajthelush:

merfolkish:

ajthelush:

Guys, I found two swimsuit pieces, AND THEY MATCH.

And, yes, damn straight. Those are Captain America board shorts.

BOARD SHORTS

Far superior to traditional women’s swimwear bottoms.

My girlfriends a hottie, btw. :D Love it.

ajthelush:

i-am-scarletspider:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

*Growl*

Yes. YES. 1000 times yes. 

Been able to make you quiver and gasp with a properly placed growl. ;)